Egg Rolls

Happy Chinese New Year to all those who celebrate it! We had egg rolls for lunch today in celebration. They were kind of cheap but for a school lunch it was great. Comment on this post if you, like me, love egg rolls! Shank you berry mash! ~Aimee

MY BLOG IS AN EPIC FAILURE

Daily Random should be changed to Faily Random. I haven't been able to post for 2 weeks! Ah well. Maybe there should be less random in the world. *sniffle sniffle*

Oh Noes!

I've been grounded from my computer, so now I can only post on Wednesdays and Thursdays! Sorry for keeping you from your random! Aaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyywayyyyyysssss........... I would just like to say that if you are a guy and you sag your pants, just stop. Nobody likes seeing your underpants. And besides, it looks stupid when you have to walk like a penguin just to keep your pants up. So just stop. Thank you!

MORE Bananacorn Skin Care

Are you a middle-aged bananacorn hoping to get rid of your brown spots? Try ALL NEW Bananacorn Beauty Spot Remover! Works after 3 weeks! Call or click today at bananacornbeauty.org or 1-555-SPOTS. Thank you!

Double the Random

I was gone on Saturday, so I'll be posting DOUBLE the random!
1. Are you a middle-aged bananacorn wanting to get rid of those pesky brown spots? Try ALL NEW Bananacorn Beauty Age-Defying Nightcream! Guaranteed to work in only 1 week! *based on a 2-day trial period. Be happy with your fur for only 3 easy payments of $9.99! Call today at 1-555-SPOT for more information! You'll love this great new product!
2. Are you a female bananacorn who wants to REALLY bring out her yellow? Try ALL NEW Bananacorn Beauty Vibrantizing Powder! Adds extra yellow as quick as a flash! Buy online for only $19.99 at http://www.bananacornbeauty.com/! *Side effects may include itchiness, inflammation, infection, unnatural fur growth, lead poisoning, bald patches, stinging, pneumonia, rash, diarrhea, constipation, burning, breakouts, or death. This is the yellowest your fur will ever be!

Banancorn Skin Care

Are you a teenage bananacorn and embarrased about those lingering green spots? Try ALL NEW Bananacorn Beauty Acne Clearup! Erases all green spots in as little as 3 uses! Only $14.99 if you order now!

Bananacorns

A bananacorn is a unicorn with a banana for a horn. The young ones are green, the adults are yellow, and when they get old they get brown spots.